DMX (AKA Earl Simmons) has gotten arrested about 100 times in his life, and this is a video of him showing up for a court hearing to receive the bad news that he was going to be behind bars for another month. If I was the judge in this situation, I would have demanded that he rap the entire “And Then There was X” CD and then explain why he thought it would be a good idea to be in “Romeo Must Die.” 

Side note #1: Here is the myspace profile of the woman who got the restraining order against Shaq. She seems tough, but I think I could take her/rap way better than her. Nice stage name, Alexis. Reeeeeeal original. That would be like me changing my name to Crack Cocaine and seeing if Darryl Strawberry would go out with me.

Side note #2: Here is an article about Obama bashing Cubs fans. I’m sorry, but this is really the wrong way to go about winning votes. Although he has a point, whenever I go to Wrigley I pay no attention to the game…