a while ago my buddies and fellow alldayson authors dan and brandon were downtown and we met this girl who was not attractive. But she had huge chesticles that we are all pretty sure she oiled before she went out. Anyway, some how she tricked all of us into leaving the bars and going back to her place. I swear it was like we were all hypnotized. After being at this stupid post undergrad girls apartment for a while when the bars were still open, we all snapped out of it and were like, what the shit are we doing. And basically just peaced out. Its crazy what boobs can do.