By Malik

Schwarzenegger is Everything I Want to Be is a book that I have decided to write after watching this Schwarzenegger show. I’m not sure on what the underlying theme of this book will be, but I am positive that there will be alot of me aggressively dry-humping foreign women in this book. I have completed the first 9 pages of the Introduction, and It starts off with me in a gym screaming, “NO SPOT!” as I attempt to bench press 200 lbs.

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