
My favorite is the one arm hand stand, this dude is in a fight mind you.

My favorite is the one arm hand stand, this dude is in a fight mind you.

“Ill see your raise, and raise you this bag of weed”

DMX (AKA Earl Simmons) has gotten arrested about 100 times in his life, and this is a video of him showing up for a court hearing to receive the bad news that he was going to be behind bars for another month. If I was the judge in this situation, I would have demanded that he rap the entire “And Then There was X” CD and then explain why he thought it would be a good idea to be in “Romeo Must Die.”
Side note #1: Here is the myspace profile of the woman who got the restraining order against Shaq. She seems tough, but I think I could take her/rap way better than her. Nice stage name, Alexis. Reeeeeeal original. That would be like me changing my name to Crack Cocaine and seeing if Darryl Strawberry would go out with me.
Side note #2: Here is an article about Obama bashing Cubs fans. I’m sorry, but this is really the wrong way to go about winning votes. Although he has a point, whenever I go to Wrigley I pay no attention to the game…

This is where music is gonna be in 2k whatever. Electro alternative is the future. Well I guess its the present, but its also the future, what ev. If you somehow included electro hip hop in there it would be end all. I really am digging this song and video right now, N E ways, check it out, and I might be djing in iowa city this weekend - so keep your ears pealed.
For all the Skate Rats out there. This guy has mad style points, I still cant figure out if he skates Goofy or not?

“just leave him there and let him think about what hes done, that playa be lookin like a wimp not a pimp.”

I know this is an older video but I can’t get enough of it. Its like crack. You’re welcome Stokholm!
PS. Rhianna samples Numa Numa in one of her new songs.

Here’s a cool song by Ugly Casanova called “Things I don’t remember.” Let’s make a list:
1) Most of this weekend.
2) Why I’m not dating an NBA player.
3) Why I never tried to do stand-up.
4) Most of my engineering degree.
5) If Malik is straight.
Just some thoughts.

This makes me shake my baby maker.

I am playing at the stockade tonight from 9 - 2 stop by if you are around. But leave early, this is how I end my sets.