There was a big brawl between WNBA players a couple days ago. LA was visiting Detroit and things got nasty. On a side note, the bottom video is a hilarious clip my friend Seth sent me.

Ive been working on one of my projects all day and am about to head to get some food and go out in hwood.  Let me know you you are down - hyde, marmont or skybar or all of them.  I really want to see batman, and am probably the only one who hasn’t seen it already - let me know how it was.  I only have two more weeks here in LA and plan to make the most of it.  Then its chilling in Iowa for a while and then London.  My feelings can best be described by the kid in this video. 

Arkansas cage fights turn gay for new Sacha Baron Cohen movie

JULY 8–Lured by $1 beer and the prospect of “hot chicks” and “hardcore fights,” thousands of Arkansans were duped last month into appearing as extras in comedian Sacha Baron Cohen’s latest staged mayhem. Cohen and his confederates organized cage fighting programs on consecutive days in Texarkana and Fort Smith. Both cards ended with two male grapplers (one was identified as “Straight Dave” and wore camouflage) tearing each other’s clothes off and, while in underwear, kissing down their opponent’s chest.

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Summer is about half gone, and it has been awesome. I have more awesome coming up. Another month in LA, then a month in Iowa djing and spending time on the farm. Then London and all over Europe - then Philly and NYC until may then who knows what. This video makes me think about my bad habits. I have been trying to quit picking my cuticles for like 10- years. I pick them whenever I dont have anything to do until they bleed. Thats probably why I am always so busy. Any suggestions on how to stop doing that?

This is a really weird video series where a guy who is bitter about getting cheated on by his wife teaches photoshop classes. It’s bizarre but funny.

Mimi-me has a sex tape.  This is gross (see pic).

Let me know if you can find a video link that actually works.  He sued a bunch of people so the tape was taken offline.

But let me restate, that’s gross.

FROM CRAIGSLIST

Ferocious attack kitten is available for adoption to any home willing to accept him.

This destructive kitty has been trained as a proud warrior and will fiercely defend your house, even against you. Well-trained since 10-weeks of age to attack anything in his presence, he will protect your family from evil things, including the following:

• insects
• other trained attack kittens
• babies
• toilet paper
• anything under a blanket
• unwanted house guests
• paper bags
• floor rugs
• Chuck Norris
• feet

Great with children (assuming you don’t like the children). Probably best used for professional catfighting. He is housebroken, but only because he wants to be. This attack cat has trained himself to seek out his food anywhere you hide it and rip the bag open to feed himself, great for those who travel extensively. Also trained to drink water out of toilet bowls and dishwater from items in the sink. Knows how to open some doors. He will find you wherever you hide.

Neutered (trust me, you wont want to him to procreate). Has not been declawed, but you’ll figure that out really fast.

Understands and responds to a variety of vulgar and profane verbal commands. Has a very soft and furry belly, like a teddy bear - however he will bite your face if you try to touch it.

Willing to accept trades. Potential adopters must have experience with trained attack-kittens… please be prepared to show scars.

For the love of God, someone please take this thing out of my house.

The car cost 4.8 million and if you want to touch it you have to pay $1000.  It belongs to Prince Alwaleed from Saudi Arabia.

Watch these dudes run all over licking chicks, and dudes. Its actually pretty over the top, its something i could see my friend brad beyer doing. One time he came and visited me in Boulder. There was some sorority girl walking past us and he just reached over and groped her as she walked past. It was real bad, I ran away.