This lion sucks at hunting, good luck living lion!!

I dont know if its intentional or not. When this guy lands in a field he laughs and lifts off the ground for a second and then you see a cow rolling over when the planes passes over it and hits it. WTF

hahaha this dude is awesome.  He basically goes around saying he is superhuman but he cant show it off because he might hurt you.  Then he says he has to have sex 15 times a day no questions and that is why he has four wives.  So he is actually the victim here, not all these abandoned children running around.  He basically learned two bar tricks with coins and then said god touched his spine or whatever. 

Not even a pun, its a direct reference.

Did you guys hear Maliks apartment got raided? I can’t believe he didn’t have time to clean up before police came.

I’m not sure if this is actual news footage, but it cracks me up.

I really really really wish I could twerk like Sarah Palin.

Im just sitting here trying to get work done, and one of my classmates decided no one would care if he brought his dumb baby in studio and had it make noises forever.  The baby knows how to make a noise I would decribe as makesmeangry.

I thought sambergs mark wahlberg was pretty dead on. Who didnt see his appearance on snl after all the crying he did about sambergs impersonation.

I went to a wedding in Iowa this weekend for one of my oldest friends (congrats guys) and on the drive up, we had a conversation about what our DJ names would be if we had to choose. My friend Lexie chose DJ … (like DJ dot dot dot) and her husband chose DJ Count Wolfenstein, because it’s super masculine. I had a few options to choose from. My ideas were: DJ Cannibalism (no one liked that one), or DJ PJs, and then if I ever actually DJed it would be in sexy pajamas. I think it’s a hit. 

Here’s a video of my future babydaddy, this kid is so awesome I don’t even know where to begin. So much steeze at such a young age bodes well for him. I mean, I could do this at his age, but its really rare.

thnx cat