Some lady named Alexis Miller took out a restraining order on Shaq. I’m not even kidding. She lives in Atlanta and she and the love of my life have been dating for the past 6-8 months, but she claims that he “stalked her, threatened her with bodily harm and made harassing phone calls in which he breathed heavily into the phone before hanging up.”

Where do I even begin.

First of all, Shaq laying on top of ANYONE could be bodily harm, and she should have known that going into the relationship. It’s common sense. Secondly, how is Shaq calling and breathing into the phone harassment? If anything, he was probably just pausing to make one of the ridiculous comments he always makes, like that he’s the big Aristotle or that he just killed some Shoguns. I also need to add that Alexis is apparently a rapper. Does anyone need further proof that I need to be dating him? I am an awesome rapper, and could probably handle the stalking a little bit better than her.

It sucks if Shaq is actually trying to ruin this woman’s life. But it also sucks that it could’ve been me. Full article here.

No, I dont watch ellen. My friend Greer sent me this and it’s pretty high-larious. Gladys can keep rhythm with no metronome.

these guys are doing the pyrotechnics at my next birthday party, I would recommend not standing in the front row.

Always make sure to research the convenience Store before you Rob it, otherwise you might just run into the Iranian Terminator.

This dunk was a couple years ago in the olympics, and is one of my favorites. Steals the ball and then flushes it over the other teams seven foot two inch center.

Hey, Nelly. I was thinking about you earlier today when I saw your new ads for Sean John clothing. You might not remember me, but I went to college in St. Louis and know the lyrics to all your songs, so we have a lot in common. Also, I have a pair of AirForce Ones. You might recognize me from when I went to your movie premiere of The Longest Yard on Delmar. I was the short girl in front who kept taking pictures of you with her camera phone. Maybe you couldn’t see me through those diamond studded aviators, but you looked really great in that wife beater. Anyway, I just wanted you to know that even though you haven’t had any hits for a while, Ride Wit’ Me is still on my playlist. Love, Jen

Need I say more?

And thats the way it happened.

Just wanted to extend a hello to All Day Son with some superb freestyle street dance.

Rinee Shah makes beautiful videos.  You might remember when we posted her other video that I love “little forest”.  If you dont search it and watch it and give her props.  This is her new video “almost” that we love.

almost from rinee shah on Vimeo.