You gotta be effing kidding me

Posted in beautiful things, dumb stuff on September 3rd, 2008 by malik

I still dont believe this is real. We are gonna get nuked if she is our vice president and the middle east sees this picture. I love sarah palin

Edward Petrossi

Posted in beautiful things, dumb stuff, jams, music on August 30th, 2008 by gfarm

These guys made a music video out of that old news clip I posted of my Man Edward Petrossi, the Iranian clerk who put the smack down on his would be robber Corey Alan Funk.

Mike Mo

Posted in beautiful things, educational, things i wish i could do on August 26th, 2008 by gfarm

For all the Skate Rats out there. This guy has mad style points, I still cant figure out if he skates Goofy or not?

Just call me Alexis Miller.

Posted in beautiful things on August 22nd, 2008 by Jen

Some lady named Alexis Miller took out a restraining order on Shaq. I’m not even kidding. She lives in Atlanta and she and the love of my life have been dating for the past 6-8 months, but she claims that he “stalked her, threatened her with bodily harm and made harassing phone calls in which he breathed heavily into the phone before hanging up.”

Where do I even begin.

First of all, Shaq laying on top of ANYONE could be bodily harm, and she should have known that going into the relationship. It’s common sense. Secondly, how is Shaq calling and breathing into the phone harassment? If anything, he was probably just pausing to make one of the ridiculous comments he always makes, like that he’s the big Aristotle or that he just killed some Shoguns. I also need to add that Alexis is apparently a rapper. Does anyone need further proof that I need to be dating him? I am an awesome rapper, and could probably handle the stalking a little bit better than her.

 

It sucks if Shaq is actually trying to ruin this woman’s life. But it also sucks that it could’ve been me. Full article here.

 

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No, I dont watch ellen. My friend Greer sent me this and it’s pretty high-larious. Gladys can keep rhythm with no metronome.

these guys are doing the pyrotechnics at my next birthday party, I would recommend not standing in the front row.

Always make sure to research the convenience Store before you Rob it, otherwise you might just run into the Iranian Terminator.

This dunk was a couple years ago in the olympics, and is one of my favorites. Steals the ball and then flushes it over the other teams seven foot two inch center.

Nelly: Come take a ride with me.

Posted in beautiful things on July 28th, 2008 by Jen

Hey, Nelly. I was thinking about you earlier today when I saw your new ads for Sean John clothing. You might not remember me, but I went to college in St. Louis and know the lyrics to all your songs, so we have a lot in common. Also, I have a pair of AirForce Ones. You might recognize me from when I went to your movie premiere of The Longest Yard on Delmar. I was the short girl in front who kept taking pictures of you with her camera phone. Maybe you couldn’t see me through those diamond studded aviators, but you looked really great in that wife beater. Anyway, I just wanted you to know that even though you haven’t had any hits for a while, Ride Wit’ Me is still on my playlist. Love, Jen

Nelly Sean John

 

 

 

 

A man after my own heart.

Posted in beautiful things, dumb stuff on July 22nd, 2008 by Jen

Need I say more?