This dude has his priorities straight.

I was cruising russianlovematch.com for my friend Andrew Ma when I stumbled upon this winner.

Vital Stats:

• Age: 19
• Height: 5′3″
• Weight: 99 lbs
• Children: NONE
• Quote: “I like glamour,sexual clothes,which show advantages of my body”
• Pic:(Below)

wait for it…..wait for it……there it is

You know how alldayson.com feels about wingsuits……..we’re for them. Wait for :30 of the video to realize why people who just wingsuit are similar to giant vaginas.

Simon Dumont is 100% man. No other way to explain this guy. In practice he floated over the flat and biffed from 66 feet in the air….injured himself, then got back up and set a guinness world record for badassitude.

Badass status: Certified

If you have about 8 hours to burn check out the site myspacedouchebags.com . It’s filled with thousands of gems like this one of kids in Jersey trying to be gangster. Looks like this kid tried to make a pb&j on his face.

I dare you to watch the entire clip only watching the dog and not laugh. It can’t be done. This dog needs a THJ in the worst way.

Glad to be here. New author, Buzz. Free CD boners should be a good start. You can also expect to find a lot of Fat chick cowboy rides and the likes. Enjoy.