While I hate segways and think they blow as police vehicles because of the following equation….
segway top speed:7.67mph < my top speed: 15-20mph
…. this anti-terror unit for the Olympics looks pretty amazing. The most amazing part is that they can steer with their knees and shoot mini-machine guns at the same time, and president Bush can’t ride one with no distractions.
yesterday was the birthday of alldayson’s creator, Andrew. To commemorate such an occasion here is a mostly naked dude next to a cake.
Mimi-me has a sex tape. This is gross (see pic).
Let me know if you can find a video link that actually works. He sued a bunch of people so the tape was taken offline.
But let me restate, that’s gross.
FROM CRAIGSLIST
Ferocious attack kitten is available for adoption to any home willing to accept him.
This destructive kitty has been trained as a proud warrior and will fiercely defend your house, even against you. Well-trained since 10-weeks of age to attack anything in his presence, he will protect your family from evil things, including the following:
Great with children (assuming you don’t like the children). Probably best used for professional catfighting. He is housebroken, but only because he wants to be. This attack cat has trained himself to seek out his food anywhere you hide it and rip the bag open to feed himself, great for those who travel extensively. Also trained to drink water out of toilet bowls and dishwater from items in the sink. Knows how to open some doors. He will find you wherever you hide.
Neutered (trust me, you wont want to him to procreate). Has not been declawed, but you’ll figure that out really fast.
Understands and responds to a variety of vulgar and profane verbal commands. Has a very soft and furry belly, like a teddy bear - however he will bite your face if you try to touch it.
Willing to accept trades. Potential adopters must have experience with trained attack-kittens… please be prepared to show scars.
For the love of God, someone please take this thing out of my house.
A man found asleep in a motorized wheelchair on a highway in northern Australia was charged with drunk driving, police said Monday.
Officers in a patrol car noticed the man slumped in the stationary chair about 10 a.m. Friday on an exit lane near the tourist city of Cairns, regional traffic Inspector Bob Waters said. Cars were swerving to get around him, Waters said.
The officers breath-tested the 64-year-old man, who registered a blood alcohol reading of 0.301 — more than six times the legal driving limit. He was charged with operating a vehicle while drunk and ordered to report to court on July 7, where he faces a stiff fine if convicted.
“The vehicles that we normally hear about with drink driving are the family car, the truck, the motorbike,” Waters said. “But there are also other classes of vehicles that are subject to drink-driving laws,” including horses, bicycles, and motorized wheelchairs.
I’m pretty confident food tastes better when your other senses are simultaneously being blown away. Check out this restaurant/club/lounge/sound stage/recording studio called Blue Frog in Mumbai. There are more pics of it here.
This pic is insane! A drunk American driver iced a bunch of bikers somewhere in Mexico. This pic isn’t even funny, just amazing. Read the whole story HERE.
This dude is hard.
i’m going to buck the trend of being P.C. and say this shit is hilarious. Read this blurb from NBC Arizona…
“The Pinal County Sheriff’s Office says a pickup truck carrying as many as 60 illegal immigrants crashed early Sunday morning near the town of Arizona City. Four of the occupants were dead at the scene. 27 others, many of them airlifted, were taken to hospitals in Tucson and Phoenix. The rest of the people in the truck fled the scene. So far no arrests in connection with the accident…. The driver of the truck was among the people who fled the scene after the crash.”